Today will be an education session.
Never buy fish that is in the discount bin at the grocery store. We bought some “Whiting” at Kroger this last week, and it had been reduced for quick sale…. The whole package smelled fishy. (Almost like low tide!). Since Ang is on this Diet for the baby, I thought I would fix them on the grill for dinner. They were still fishy, but edible… We ate 2 of the 4 in the package. I cooked them all so I could get the smelly things out of the freezer. Last night Ang substituted the cooked Whiting for Tuna in a Tuna Casserole. Let me tell you, the only people eating those leftovers are the cats!
Never run over electric fence with a riding mower. It only causes you an extra hour of aggravation!
Never get a bad 70’s song in your head before you take the helm of the riding mower…. I kept running the lines of “Blues Image, Ride Captain Ride” through my head! AHHHHHH!
Never listen to Don when he sends you an Email about how some band is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Don sent me and a few others an Email about how Phish is sooooo awesome. Well, I have a Phish CD in my collection (Don’t ask, must have lost a bet!). I played it while we were cleaning the kitchen on Saturday…. It was not that Great, as a matter of fact it got kinda monotonous! (Is there such a thing as Kinda Monotonous? Or is it one of those things that has to 100%?)
Never order Thermonuclear Hot Wings unless you have the ability to order a beer to wash it down with. I went to lunch today with a coworker and we ordered the hot ones…. And I almost started crying after 2. Iced Tea did not cut pain! Plus you almost had to get a sign to flag the waitress for a refill!
And last but not least:
Never assume that a barn cat belongs to you. I saw our pregnant cat hanging out with the neighbors down the road this morning. I hadn’t seen her in a few days, and just assumed the worse. Now she will have kittens, and they will hang out over at the neighbors! for all I know, she had the kittens! She never calls us!